reactipn

On online convos: when someone misspells "reaction". When the misspeller says this, the other person may laugh about it. This is common due to o & p being close.

Person 1: Did you see Person 3's fear when that bug crawled on him?
Person 2: Yeah his reactipn was soo good
Person 1: reactipn XD
Person 2: Crap.

reactipn by pseudonym_error404:notfound January 30, 2025

anarcho-reactionary 

The one who is able to understand that authority and discipline are immutable moral values, not needing a government or even a technocrat to tell him what is right or wrong. It aims at a society without the evils of modernity: representative mass democracy, technological vices, liberalism, feminism, gender equality, socialism, materialism, consumerism, narcissism, cosmopolitanism, ecumenism, mass media, the myth of success and progress, populism, Global financial system, globalization . Someone beyond the right-left spectrum, evils of The French Revolution. It proposes a simpler life, being able to develop within its true potential, a true existence. It can grudgingly accept any decentralized state, as long as it does not violate its culture, dignity and morality. One who is anti-system and believes in a rebirth of an organic society.

"The anarcho-reactionary is anti-system and sees the materialist world in decline."

anarcho-reactionary by tradical June 4, 2021

live slug reaction

a scene in a stars wars movie where after two women kiss, it cut to a disgusted slug. tumblr then decided that slug was homophobic. it’s placed next to two queer people either canonically or headcanonically dating as a way of saying they’re dating.

tumblr post: *2 characters next to each other with the “live slug reaction” in the corner*
commenter: fuck outta here with ur stupid headcanons 🙄🙄

live slug reaction by thereallvrb0y March 6, 2022

Golden Reaction 

n: the act of getting two girls into the precarious situation of being naked, while allowing a male (usually a Kyle) to piss into the first girl's vaginas, then, once full, the piss will leak into a funnel which is attached to a tube that has the other end inserted into the second girl's vagina.

When the second vagina is full, a second funnel and tube is used to transport the piss to the first girl's asshole.

Once full, the mixture should leak into a third funnel and tube which is inserted into the second girl's asshole.

This leads to a fourth and final funnel and tube which leads to a beaker glass to allow the solution to settle.

The girls then take turns drinking their special concoction.

Kyle: "Hey girls, want to create a golden reaction?"

Kyle : "Have you ever tasted a golden reaction?"

Morgan: "I havnt had a golden reaction in a long time, would you want to join me later Morgen? "

Golden Reaction by JSmithInYuma October 14, 2020

my honest reaction 

An internet meme which portrays one's ability to not give a fuck or not care.

You are horrid at maths

my honest reaction:

my honest reaction by AFoxWhichIsClever March 12, 2023

reaction video 

Literally the stupidest thing to grace the Internet. Some attention starved asshole gets the bright idea to record his/her ugly face watching a YouTube vid or, god forbid, a 20-40 minute episode of something and expects us to sit there and watch them make facial expressions or some shit. It's literally watching a video of someone watching a video! Their face takes up 80% of the screen and the thing they're watching is usually miniature and in the corner. It's a pathetic fad that needs to die very very quickly. Newsflash people: NO ONE CARES WHAT FACIAL EXPRESSIONS YOU MAKE OR WHAT STUPID SOUNDS COME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH WHEN YOU WATCH SOMETHING!

Guy 1: Hey bro, have you seen this live reaction video of the new RWBY episode?
Guy 2: Uh, no, I'd rather watch the actual episode, not some guy's ugly face.

reaction video by lonelyrootbeer May 22, 2016

Uzumaki Reaction 

A fear reaction that comes from terror rather than surprise. Typically defines an increased body temperature and slight shaking of the hands, but none of the typical symptoms of fear (such as an increased heart rate or breathing faster.) Named for Junji Ito's Uzumaki manga, which is probably one of the most well-known things to cause this reaction.

He spent the hour or so after reading a bunch of horror mangas sitting in the corner, complaining about an Uzumaki reaction.

Uzumaki Reaction by TomPokénutter September 7, 2012