re-org

Useless and often waste of man power typically seen in government workplace when new leadership is assigned.

This place has seen 4 re-orgs in 3 years.

by Deputy Chief Big D. August 27, 2019

deep chain re-organization

It's a euphemism for stealing, robbery, theft and fraud. It's also called a "double-spend attack". Used when you want to be subtle about something. It's a polite alternative more crude expressions "got rekt". It's employed primarily by Bitcoin and crypto experts. If you've not been a victim of this, you are not a real crypto as explained by Satoshi Lite.

I'm in need of some fast cash, Imma let that gas station get some deep chain organization.
My bank just deep chain re-organized my account. I'm broke.
deep chain re-organization is a something we all do from time to time, it's a matter of survival you know, how else would you know what's it's like not to be, if you didn't know what it was like to be re-organized unexpectedly?
Appreciate life.

by zepokebuloBitConnect! January 12, 2019

office reorganisation

A sadistic and senseless activity carried out by departmental managers to reassert their power over underlings when their previous cynical management strategies such as teamwork, motivation and front line empowerment have accidentally worked more effectively than could have ever been predicted. Office reorganisation involves creating a fictional reason for getting employees to throw out all their previous years' work, breaking up close collegial relationships and generally restoring a feeling of fear and intimidation which result in the employee realising once again who is in charge.

Manager: Well Bill, it looks like you'll need to move desks to the corner over there in the office reorganisation.

Bill: But I'm working quite well here next to Sandra. Also I have a lot of work to do at the moment.

Manager: Don't be a cunt Bill. Do what you're told. The office reorganisation takes top priority. Just get it done.

by The Gonzo Lecture March 3, 2010

reorg

A company reorganization, usually involving the firing of a number of employees and promotion of others to the point of uselessness. Often used as a futile measure when a company is about to tank.

Bobco went through a reorg last year, they promoted all of their middle management to management and fired all of the previous managers in a futile attempt to regain stockholder trust.

by Spirit Bear July 26, 2007

reorgy

(n) also, re-orgy; A play on the term re-org(anization), wherein a company restructures employee reporting and literally all workers get fucked all over again in their new positions/titles. example usage:

"My company just went through another reorgy and now I report to the boss' nephew in the inside sales team. There go my career aspirations, right down the toilet."

by swole jelly July 22, 2016

reorganization

Corporatese for "fired." Derives from the passive-aggressive nature's response to the pressure to act in a way that can be deemed "not too nice."

"I'm sorry to inform you that you've been reorganized."
"Dude! I've been reorganized!"
"There has been a lot of reorganization around here."

by Po-mo Superstar December 9, 2004

reorganise her organs

the definition of the phrase 'reorganise her organs' is when the intercourse is so good and your penis is so big you have the capability to reorganise the female's stomach and other organs.

Darnell : ' i had some good sex last night.'
Deshawn : ' did you reorganise her organs?'
Darnell : 'yes i did!'

by skadoop creator August 6, 2020