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Rejizzuals
The payment you make for previous actual or fantasy sexual encounters for conjuring them while masturbating.
Do you think I owe Sandra rejizzuals if I only watched?
I'd be broke if I had to pay Missy rejizzuals for all the times I think of her when I masterbate.
George Clooney would be crazy rich if he got rejizzuals!
I'd be broke if I had to pay Missy rejizzuals for all the times I think of her when I masterbate.
George Clooney would be crazy rich if he got rejizzuals!
Rejizzuals by Excalibrator April 12, 2017
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Rejizzuals
The payment you make for previous actual or fantasy sexual encounters for conjuring them while masturbating.
Do you think I owe Sandra rejizzuals if I only watched?
I'd be broke if I had to pay Missy rejizzuals for all the times I think of her when I masterbate.
George Clooney would be crazy rich if he got rejizzuals!
I'd be broke if I had to pay Missy rejizzuals for all the times I think of her when I masterbate.
George Clooney would be crazy rich if he got rejizzuals!
Rejizzuals by Excalibrator April 12, 2017
rejizzinate
rejizzinate by seppukidiki June 25, 2018
Rejizzual
Rejizzual by Jack A Roe January 3, 2021
rejizzism
A homophonic synonym ( sin-none-im?). Decrypted meaning of racism. The underlying act that causes racism which through rejizzing the same genetic material over and over again throughout generations like a washing machine with a lid that's shut tight and laundry trapped inside doing infinite cycles because it's powered by nuclear fusion causing a clash with other laundries with infinite cycles.
rejizzism by anteplee27 September 6, 2022
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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crunchy
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
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