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I don't think you're fat
Guyspeak for "who cares, just open your legs". Used to get a girl into bed, regardless of her actual weight.
I don't think you're fat by Michael December 29, 2003
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You're fat
A phrase jealous fat people or slutty skinny people say to normal people.
Often used by air-heads who think they're perfect
Often used by air-heads who think they're perfect
You're fat by 112358132135 November 3, 2010
You're fucking fat
You're fucking fat by SwiftyDefines July 16, 2015
Fat re
Fat re by theknowerall October 24, 2025
You're A Little Bit Fat
THE MOST SAVAGEST BURN EVER. Saying someone is fat doesn't hurt as much as someone saying you're a little bit fat
You're A Little Bit Fat by Kookies_BeLike March 24, 2020
born out of you're fathers rectum
you are a piece of shit and likes furry's and genshin players who also likes to jerk to gay black people
born out of you're fathers rectum by poitoi from discord September 21, 2022
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trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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