5 definitions by SwiftyDefines
When your paramour is trying to whisper you sweet words but you can't hear shit they are saying because they talk like they have a mouth full of marbles.
by SwiftyDefines August 31, 2017
Matt: I'm pooping, call or text when you get here and I'll run down.
Matt's wife: TMI, you sick fuck.
Matt's wife: TMI, you sick fuck.
by SwiftyDefines April 7, 2015
by SwiftyDefines July 3, 2015
Why do you guys always refer to Gregg as uninut? Oh, because his wife told us he only has one testicle. He's a real oddball.
by SwiftyDefines February 27, 2015
1) A term Cougars use for describing their prey.
2) Young male, generally 18-25, that gets picked up and screwed by older chicks.
2) Young male, generally 18-25, that gets picked up and screwed by older chicks.
Did you hear Fred's wife has a thing for pop tarts? Yeah. I always knew she was after the younger guys.
by SwiftyDefines February 25, 2015