Definitions by SwiftyDefines

Sweet Mumbles 

When your paramour is trying to whisper you sweet words but you can't hear shit they are saying because they talk like they have a mouth full of marbles.

Oh Sylvia, I can't wait to be next to you tonight and have you whisper me sweet mumbles.

Sweet Mumbles by SwiftyDefines August 31, 2017

You're fucking fat 

What you say to a chick while she is fucking you and you're fat.

*she gets on your fatass and starts riding your dick*

Hey babe, you're fucking fat

You're fucking fat by SwiftyDefines July 16, 2015

TMI 

When someone tells you too much shit.

Matt: I'm pooping, call or text when you get here and I'll run down.

Matt's wife: TMI, you sick fuck.

TMI by SwiftyDefines April 7, 2015

Uninut 

A man with only one testicle.

Synonyms: Uni-ball, oddball, pansy, one nut,

Why do you guys always refer to Gregg as uninut? Oh, because his wife told us he only has one testicle. He's a real oddball.

Uninut by SwiftyDefines February 26, 2015

Pop Tart 

1) A term Cougars use for describing their prey.

2) Young male, generally 18-25, that gets picked up and screwed by older chicks.

Did you hear Fred's wife has a thing for pop tarts? Yeah. I always knew she was after the younger guys.

Pop Tart by SwiftyDefines February 24, 2015