5 definitions by SwiftyDefines

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1) A term Cougars use for describing their prey.

2) Young male, generally 18-25, that gets picked up and screwed by older chicks.
Did you hear Fred's wife has a thing for pop tarts? Yeah. I always knew she was after the younger guys.
by SwiftyDefines February 24, 2015
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When someone tells you too much shit.
Matt: I'm pooping, call or text when you get here and I'll run down.

Matt's wife: TMI, you sick fuck.
by SwiftyDefines April 07, 2015
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A man with only one testicle.

Synonyms: Uni-ball, oddball, pansy, one nut,
Why do you guys always refer to Gregg as uninut? Oh, because his wife told us he only has one testicle. He's a real oddball.
by SwiftyDefines February 26, 2015
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When your paramour is trying to whisper you sweet words but you can't hear shit they are saying because they talk like they have a mouth full of marbles.
Oh Sylvia, I can't wait to be next to you tonight and have you whisper me sweet mumbles.
by SwiftyDefines August 31, 2017
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