SwiftyDefines's definitions

Pop Tart

1) A term Cougars use for describing their prey.

2) Young male, generally 18-25, that gets picked up and screwed by older chicks.

Did you hear Fred's wife has a thing for pop tarts? Yeah. I always knew she was after the younger guys.

by SwiftyDefines February 24, 2015

Uninut

A man with only one testicle.

Synonyms: Uni-ball, oddball, pansy, one nut,

Why do you guys always refer to Gregg as uninut? Oh, because his wife told us he only has one testicle. He's a real oddball.

by SwiftyDefines February 26, 2015

Sweet Mumbles

When your paramour is trying to whisper you sweet words but you can't hear shit they are saying because they talk like they have a mouth full of marbles.

Oh Sylvia, I can't wait to be next to you tonight and have you whisper me sweet mumbles.

by SwiftyDefines August 31, 2017

TMI

When someone tells you too much shit.

Matt: I'm pooping, call or text when you get here and I'll run down.

Matt's wife: TMI, you sick fuck.

by SwiftyDefines April 7, 2015

You're fucking fat

What you say to a chick while she is fucking you and you're fat.

*she gets on your fatass and starts riding your dick*

Hey babe, you're fucking fat

by SwiftyDefines July 16, 2015