When your paramour is trying to whisper you sweet words but you can't hear shit they are saying because they talk like they have a mouth full of marbles.
by SwiftyDefines August 31, 2017
1) A term Cougars use for describing their prey.
2) Young male, generally 18-25, that gets picked up and screwed by older chicks.
2) Young male, generally 18-25, that gets picked up and screwed by older chicks.
Did you hear Fred's wife has a thing for pop tarts? Yeah. I always knew she was after the younger guys.
by SwiftyDefines February 25, 2015
Matt: I'm pooping, call or text when you get here and I'll run down.
Matt's wife: TMI, you sick fuck.
Matt's wife: TMI, you sick fuck.
by SwiftyDefines April 07, 2015
Why do you guys always refer to Gregg as uninut? Oh, because his wife told us he only has one testicle. He's a real oddball.
by SwiftyDefines February 27, 2015
by SwiftyDefines July 03, 2015