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ridetrials 

1) Fucking someone so hard that you kill them and get put on trial for their murder.
bonus points: if you get a life sentence by shitting on their dead body

2) The act of inverting a penis and then proceeding to stroke to completion
1a) piss me off and I'll ridetrials you

1b) The jury determined she was guilty of ridetrials

1c) DEATH BY RIDETRIALS!

2) A - my dick is so sore
J - why what happened?
A - She ridetrialed me last night

Sam Rietta

Sam Rietta is a very handsome man. He is smart, funny, active, sweet, and no matter how old Sam may be he will always act like a kid. Sam is one of those people that when you see them you will fall deeply in love with. Sam plays soccer, hockey and ball hockey. He is a goalie for soccer. But when you think everything is perfect he will turn out to be a dick. But he is still amazing
Hey did you see Sam Rietta?

Alessia: " Ohmy god! yes isn't he sexy?!

me: " ya! but he's a dick.!"

alessia: " why?!"

me: " he got mad at me for something that wasn't my fault!"

alessia: " ya but he's still amazing!"

me: " ya forsure! <3"
Sam Rietta by Alexia Tenesta August 14, 2011
Rediets are sweet and funny. They are always obsessed with some kind of singer or music group. They love eating healthy things like salad and exercising and doing yoga. They binge watch youtube or netflix. They are always willing to try something new.
Wow, that girl looks so healthy and fit. She must be a Rediet.
Rediet by xXDaisyyXx May 3, 2020

Rietberg 

1. A surname
2. Synonym for sexy
3. Synonym for smart
1. His last name was Rietberg
2. Person 1: Mmm look at dat ass. Person 2: Yeah he’s so Rietberg
3. Person 1: Woah he got an A on this math test. Person 2: Yeah he’s so Rietberg
Rietberg by alien2835 February 25, 2019

Jordie Rietveld 

A: Oh my god have you heard what happened to Jordie Rietveld?
B: That kid turned floatie?
Jordie Rietveld by urightlung August 23, 2021
Rediet is such a nice and funny girl, and is awesome. her hair is so frizzy and great. She loves to eat salad and lettuce. She also loves cereal. Most of the time, she eats cereal for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Don't get on her badside cause she will eat you like she eats her salad. Rediet can be said as Ready Yet, or Ready ate. Rediet's glasses make her not blind, but if you steal them, she is completely blind.
Oh, shit, I forgot my salad!

Just go get some from Rediet!
Rediet by qwert003 November 4, 2018