rat cow

a person who's fat and their face looks like a god damn rat.

aka Sammie

Omg, she's a total fucking rat cow.

by TheAnachronism April 30, 2007

rat cow

a person with a husky physique that resembles that of a cow and has facial charachteristics similar to those of chuck e cheese

Frenchie will be the greatest rat cow to walk the planet.

by name May 06, 2003