rape wand

the utilization of a cattle prod for incapacitation on a person or persons, with the explicit intent of performing rape upon said person(s) during the temporary period of muscular paralysis that follows

She was hesitant at first, but then I turned on the rape wand.

by k3rrsed May 14, 2008

rape wand ryan

Republican Senator Paul Ryan, who has championed the forced vaginal ultrasound bills both locally and nationally. Also the champion of the "let women die" bills.

Romney picked Rape Wand Ryan as his Vice Presidential Running mate! Yay!

by Fixer66 August 15, 2012

wand rape

Search the person of for metallic objects using a handheld metal detector, particularly in a public place and when the subject does not have any reasonable alternative.

My belt buckle set off their gate, so the security nazis wand raped me in full view of everyone.

by Lior Bar-On January 17, 2004

wand rape

what Gandalf was charged for when he assaulted Bilbo Baggins and Newt Gingrich.

"i hearby sentence you, Gandalf, to 22 years hard labour for the wand rape of Master Bilbo Baggins and Mr Newt Gingrich"

by obi wan kefucktard June 02, 2004