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rape pen 

An object distributed by departments of health nation-wide to promote those who have been raped to call the phone number distinctly labeled on the pen.

They have also become a rare fad in schools. When a rape pen is spotted it is normally followed by someone saying protect against rape!
Please call 1-888-956-RAPE

Omg a rape pen! Protect against rape!

Hey, can I borrow your rape pen?
rape pen by MAR** March 25, 2008
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penis rape 

Having something forcefully shoved up your dick hole.

The worst thing to ever exist.
Jimmy if you dont shut the fuck up about my dad leaving me, I'm going to penis rape you with a crowbar!

pencil rape

When a person sitting behind you, often in a desk, reaches their pencil and touches you in the buttock or butt crack with it. Usually they either jab or poke around a bit. This usually is only painful if some lead goes through your clothing and pokes your skin. This is all much to the enjoyment of those sitting around you.
Matt pencil raped me, like five times, in Spanish class yesterday.
pencil rape by TheRAR March 3, 2011

Penal rape

When you are bored in math class, so you decide to shove your pencil up your bro's anal hole.
I Penal rape leo during math class
Penal rape by KungErik January 13, 2026
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