When you are forced to date someone by your parents you do not like with the threat of being grounded
Friend:Why are you dating that chubby girl?
Me : my dad rape dated me.
Friend: sorry fam happens to the best of us
Me : my dad rape dated me.
Friend: sorry fam happens to the best of us
by Tryptophan Ted April 14, 2017
when a woman seduces a man that is too drunk to fight her off. As a result of the one night stand the woman then begins to think they're going steady and the man cannot break up with her.
by rdrdtheta August 26, 2006
Date rape is a fast growing phenomenon in Pubs and Nightclubs. The essential idea is that you spike a target's drink with a sedative drug, usually GHB or Rohypnol, and wait for them to become affected and semi-unconscious. At this point you offer to help the virtually incapacitated victim home or to a taxi, obviously nobody will be suspicious as the victim appears simply to be heavily inebriated. Having taken the victim to a secluded spot, you proceed to rape them, the effect of the drug ensuring they can offer no resistance or remember the experience/assailant. Due to the nature of the crime, in up to 80% of date rapes the victim knows the rapist well.
by TheDreamer'sClub February 18, 2005
Date rape is achieved by pressurising the victim into drinking copius amounts of alcohol or giving them a spiked drink (drug of choise for spiking is typically rohypnol) and with the victim in a state of intoxication, the attacker will have unconsented sex with his victim.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004
Rape committed by someone known to the victim. Ie, not a complete stranger.
The term Date Rape was coined back in the day, when people believed "real" rape was only when the man used a knife, gun or beat the woman half to death.
Nowadays people understand that no means no, and if a guy forces sex on a girl, regardless of whether he threatens violence or hits her, it's called rape. The term date rape has outlived its usefulness.
The term Date Rape was coined back in the day, when people believed "real" rape was only when the man used a knife, gun or beat the woman half to death.
Nowadays people understand that no means no, and if a guy forces sex on a girl, regardless of whether he threatens violence or hits her, it's called rape. The term date rape has outlived its usefulness.
by GAWII July 11, 2008
A song made popular by the musical group Sublime. The song wasn't very well liked by the band itself.
let me tell you about a girl i know,
had a drink about a hour ago
sitting in a corner by herself,
in a bar in downtown l.
she heard a noise and she looked through the door.
and saw a man she'd never seen before.
light skin, light blue eyes, a double-chin and a plastic smile.
well
her heart raced as he walked through the door
and took an empty seat next to her at the bar.
"my brand new car is parked right outside.
how'd ya like to go for a ride?"
and she said
"wait a minute i have to think."
he said."that's fine. may i please buy you a drink"
one drink turned into 3 or 4
and they left and got into his car
and drove someplace real far.
now babe the time has come.
how'd ya like to have a little fun?
and she said.
"if we could only please be on our way
i will not run."
that's when things got out of control.
she didn't want to, he had his way.
she said."let's go" he said."no way!"
come on babe it's your lucky day.
shut your mouth, were gonna do it my way.
come on baby don't be afraid,
if it wasn't for date rape i'd never get laid.
---
he finished up and he started the car
he turned around and drove back to the bar
he said."now baby don't be sad,
in my opinion you weren't half-bad."
she picked up a rock.,threw it at the car,
hit him in the head ,now his got a big scar.
come on party people won't you listen to me.
date rape styley.
the next day she went to her drawer,
looked up her local attorney at law,
went to the phone and filed a police report
and then she took the guy's ass to court.
well
the day he stood in front of the judge he screamed.
"she lies that little slut!"
the judge knew that he was full of shit
and he gave him 25 yrs
and now his heart is filled with tears.
one night in jail it was getting late.
he was butt-raped by a large inmate
and he screamed.
but the guards paid no attention to his cries.
that's when things got out of control.
the moral of the date rape story,
it does not pay when your drunk and horny.
but that's the way it had to be.
they locked him up and threw away the key
well, i can't take pity on men of his kind,
even though he now takes it in the behind
had a drink about a hour ago
sitting in a corner by herself,
in a bar in downtown l.
she heard a noise and she looked through the door.
and saw a man she'd never seen before.
light skin, light blue eyes, a double-chin and a plastic smile.
well
her heart raced as he walked through the door
and took an empty seat next to her at the bar.
"my brand new car is parked right outside.
how'd ya like to go for a ride?"
and she said
"wait a minute i have to think."
he said."that's fine. may i please buy you a drink"
one drink turned into 3 or 4
and they left and got into his car
and drove someplace real far.
now babe the time has come.
how'd ya like to have a little fun?
and she said.
"if we could only please be on our way
i will not run."
that's when things got out of control.
she didn't want to, he had his way.
she said."let's go" he said."no way!"
come on babe it's your lucky day.
shut your mouth, were gonna do it my way.
come on baby don't be afraid,
if it wasn't for date rape i'd never get laid.
---
he finished up and he started the car
he turned around and drove back to the bar
he said."now baby don't be sad,
in my opinion you weren't half-bad."
she picked up a rock.,threw it at the car,
hit him in the head ,now his got a big scar.
come on party people won't you listen to me.
date rape styley.
the next day she went to her drawer,
looked up her local attorney at law,
went to the phone and filed a police report
and then she took the guy's ass to court.
well
the day he stood in front of the judge he screamed.
"she lies that little slut!"
the judge knew that he was full of shit
and he gave him 25 yrs
and now his heart is filled with tears.
one night in jail it was getting late.
he was butt-raped by a large inmate
and he screamed.
but the guards paid no attention to his cries.
that's when things got out of control.
the moral of the date rape story,
it does not pay when your drunk and horny.
but that's the way it had to be.
they locked him up and threw away the key
well, i can't take pity on men of his kind,
even though he now takes it in the behind
by snafu June 11, 2005
The act of sexually assaulting a calendar. The target for date rapists are usually calenders featuring buffalo penises. The date rape usually takes place near the number 21 for no apparent reason (it is assumed that guys or chicks get horny when looking at the number 21 on the calender and proceeding to try to rape it). It proceeds with the man/chick attempting to coax the calendar into his/her bed. When the calendar anxiously refuses, the man yells at it for a few minutes, hits it, then pierces the calendar right near the number 21. After having sex with it, the man apologizes and cries and weeps telling the calendar to accept his apology. The woman meanwhile, overpowers the calendar and forces it into her vagina where she moves it up and down.
Yo Johnny did you date rape that National Geographic calendar? I heard she was bomb and looks like some freaky deeky stuff.
by Former Calender Victim January 20, 2010