ransomwear

Clothing dat an extortionist either:
(A) confiscates from you so dat you would hafta embarrass yourself by walking around naked if you didn't pay up, or
(B) makes you wear during da time you're being held hostage; said duds are so hideous-looking and/or uncomfortable dat da extortionist figgers you would feel compelled to pay da demanded amount, rather than suffer da acute discomfort to your dignity and/or person of wearing said garments.

One way to possibly avoid falling victim to a ransomwear situation would be to learn how to sew and weave; this way, any available sheet-material that's fairly flexible (such as bedding, trash bags, paper, etc.), or strips of said material or even grass could be used to construct temporary clothing till the extortionist gives up on waiting for you to pay up, after which you can then obtain replacement duds.

by QuacksO June 8, 2021

ransomware

Ransomware is computer malware which holds a computer system, or the data it contains, hostage against its user by demanding a ransom for its restoration.

G1: Shit Lorobot is a ransomware worm. i can open my file coz it's encrypted!
G2: pwned!

by batn00b December 3, 2009

Ransomware

Any article of clothing that if caught on camera would likely be useable in an extortion scenario.

"Close the curtains! If anyone catches me in this ransomware(forehead strap-on) there will be hell to pay. "

by The seer man dude May 15, 2021