rando hando 

a handjob performed by a perfect stranger.

dude 1: what'd you do last night?
dude 2: went to some bar. got a handy in the bathroom.
dude 1: sick yo. who was the chick?
dude 2: no clue. it was a rando hando.

rando hando by master.blaster July 17, 2009

RANDY HAND 

WHEN YOU STICK YOUR HAND DOWN YOUR SWEATY ASS CRACK THEN SHAKE SOMEBODY'S HAND

MY BOSS WAS BEING A JERK SO I GAVE HIM A RANDY HAND BEFORE HE AT LUNCH

RANDY HAND by TWO PAT SHAKUR October 16, 2008

Random Hand 

A Random Hand is a hand caught in a photo:

1. that doesn't appeared to be attached to an arm

2. that is doing something unspeakable

Joe "Dude, great party last night"

Liam "Yeah, did you see the random hand photo?"

Joe "Yep, she'll regret that later"

Random Hand by GianniMarchisioUnoDueTre December 18, 2011

Hanco Du Rand 

Pronounced: Hunk-coo Dew-Runt
A combination of name and surname to give to a child who has reached high school without undergoing any symptoms of puberty and because of his insecurities he is an overall doos and struggles to get accepted at school and/or by his family. A Hanco Du Rand may/or may not be fully homosexual but whether or not they learn to enjoy the company of a woman, they will most likely never be able to not get aroused by men. In short: A Hanco Du Rand could be the guy at your sleep over constantly asking to join you in your room when you change cloths but will always prefer to change somewhere nobody else can see and when confronted about why he is like this he will most likely go into defensive mode and talk shit about your parents or maybe your sister if you have one.

Potgieter: "We had this guy at the party last night who kept insisting that he and I should measure our dicks against each other, when I refused to do it cause it sounded hella gay he started mocking me about my father's financial state and kept saying he slept with my mother."
Magda:"Sounds like a real Hanco Du Rand."

Hanco Du Rand by Gekastreerde Meneer September 15, 2019