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RANDALLED 

THE USE OF UN NESSACESSERY BRUTE FORCE FOR NO APPARENT REASON ON SOMEONES ASS. FOLLOWED BY THE LAUGHTER SIMILAR TO A HYENA.
HEY BRANDON WATCH ME (RANDALLED) THIS PRYBAR UP PAULS ASS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
TYLER SURE GOT (RANDALLED) ON THAT HARD NOSE HAHAHAHAHAHHA
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Randalled 

When u use your friendship to aquire something from someone with no inttention of paying them back
Just joshin ya I'm trying not to get randalled

Randalled 

to control your spouse in a freakish manner, such as banning them from going to places for no reason.
1:'Coming to the movies later?'
'Can't, my boyfriend thought I looked at a guy there once and randalled me out of it'.

2: Girl: Lets go swimming in the sea!
Boy: Or, you shut up while I watch TV.
(girl looks sad)
Boy: Hellyeah you've been randalled!
Randalled by GiantStalin April 25, 2008

Randalled 

When you screw something up or make a very dumb mistake

When you cause and accident
Person 1: Shit I dropped all my lunch on the ground
Person 2: You really 'Randalled' that one didn't you?
Randalled by Sconns January 10, 2011

rANdALled 

When your passed out and getting fucked in the ass and suddenly someone shoves a leaf blower in your face.
Went to a party in Stuart, Fl, got so drunk, I got rANdALled.
rANdALled by Hoodrat954 April 10, 2025

Randallize 

In cooking terms, to burn a meal to the point where it is virtually unservable; to grossly overseason a dish so that it is inedible; or to perform some other act of gross incompetence.
If you combine four pounds of ground hamburger with four pounds of refried beans, you may be clever enough to become a cook at Taco Tim's. But, if you foolishly add six pounds of jalapeno peppers to that mixture, you've just Randallized it and there will be a lot of complaints from the customers.
Randallize by Steve Mueller July 9, 2004

Randall Burger 

A cheese burger that has been burnt beyond recognition and rendered completely inedible.
I stopped up at the Oasis for a bite to eat and they served me a frickin' Randall Burger!
Randall Burger by Mark Mueller June 24, 2004
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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