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Randall'd

The act of getting completely smashed or high and proceeding to be completely obnoxious. Signs of someone being randall'd are screaming out embarrassing facts about yourself in bars, being loud in quiet places, and thinking girls are intrested in you when they are obviously not. Typically during this state, the way to hit on girls is to initially call them a cunt and hope they are desperate with daddy issues. Consequences of being Randall'd include friends avoiding you, decrease in sex life while increase libido, and everyone thinking you're a sloppy douchebag.

Can be used as an adjective, adverb, or verb.
1. I can't believe you threw up on that dog last night, you were totally randall'd.

2. Some sloppy kid just called my girlfriend a cunt, he must've been randall'd.

3. You trying to get randall'd tonight?
by JacknBud June 5, 2011
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Dirty Randall

A pint of Guiness with a shot of Vodka.
A Real Dirty Randall has three shots of Vodka.
I'll get a round of Dirty Randall's for the table.
by Biggest Sosa May 1, 2023
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Dirty Randall

I got him into bed, and turns out he was just a dirty randall!
by NC123 August 23, 2011
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Dirty Randall

When you put your asshole in your partners face
He’s giving the dirty Randall to Fiona on the sporch
by Teeto September 23, 2022
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donovan randall schumaker

a glorious black boy with dreads. his birthday is everyday. he is my special pookie bear.
by lebronnnnnnnnnnn February 25, 2024
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doing a randell

Doing a Randell is used in context when somebody has been slacking off at the gym and refusing to do leg day.
That Fred guy is doing a Randell! He hasn't done leg day in months. His legs look like my grandmothers arms!
by Jack Girling May 12, 2020
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Do a Randal

You do a Randal when you are overly dissapointed in humanity. You decide to leave society and move up in to the mountains with only your freshly grown beard(can't be shorther than 0.5metres) grown beard and a banjo. And in order to keep your sanity you live with goats instead of humans.
Oh man! I'm so dissapointed in humanity... I just wan't to do a Randal!
by Noshbergh August 12, 2019
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