A person with only onestory (or one story about something).
Mike is such a ranch house every time he tells that same story about he and Dino and that famous dj couldn't, to their shock, get into the Freakin' after party.
When you pull out a raging boner, cover it in Cholula hot sauce, and fuck a girl when she's on her period, making hot sauce, blood, and semen mix together and make the girl get a knife and stab you in the scrotum so when you have haemorrhagic shock, you get pissed and fuck her in the eye sockets and rip her face off
"I just did the Rocking Horse Ranch on my ex the other day and she's in the hospital."
A stupid ass bar in Portland Oregon that is full of douche bags and prostitutes. This one chick that frequents there has probably fucked every guy that goes there.
Dude wanna get laid. Theres this chick at the Ranchhouse that will fuck you. She fucked me in the rain and it was so poetic.