Mike is such a ranch house every time he tells that same story about he and Dino and that famous dj couldn't, to their shock, get into the Freakin' after party.
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When you pull out a raging boner, cover it in Cholula hot sauce, and fuck a girl when she's on her period, making hot sauce, blood, and semen mix together and make the girl get a knife and stab you in the scrotum so when you have haemorrhagic shock, you get pissed and fuck her in the eye sockets and rip her face off
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Dude wanna get laid. Theres this chick at the Ranchhouse that will fuck you. She fucked me in the rain and it was so poetic.
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