pretty girl i’m OBSESSED with and constantly think about. she’s so mean but can be nice when she wants too. im so obsessed with her that she’s all i think abt sometimes.💘😄‼️ (and she likes to call me mommy)
“do you know rainbowbraceletrry??”
“no” (constantly gets butterflies from thinking abt her even when when i’m not talking to her)
A variation on the phrase "pot calling the kettle black" that is used when the person being accused by the "pot" is not guilty of the thing they are being accused of while the "pot" is.
A stupid motherfucker who sits in Fortnite behind his teammates and waits for them to die, then runs forward and dies. Also, sucks booty Chang at rocket league and knows he loses to one person over and over and will never compare.
the hottest person on the planet. who’s so in love with someone named brooke. also she thinks she’s a good girl but deep down she’s a bad girl who likes to be called “slut” and “whore” but she is my baby so it’s okay.😍🥰😘 (ps: she begs and calls me mommy when she doesn’t get her way)
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems prettyhappy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.