pretty girl i’m OBSESSED with and constantly think about. she’s so mean but can be nice when she wants too. im so obsessed with her that she’s all i think abt sometimes.💘😄‼️ (and she likes to call me mommy)
“do you know rainbowbraceletrry??”
“no” (constantly gets butterflies from thinking abt her even when when i’m not talking to her)
A variation on the phrase "pot calling the kettle black" that is used when the person being accused by the "pot" is not guilty of the thing they are being accused of while the "pot" is.
A stupid motherfucker who sits in Fortnite behind his teammates and waits for them to die, then runs forward and dies. Also, sucks booty Chang at rocket league and knows he loses to one person over and over and will never compare.
the hottest person on the planet. who’s so in love with someone named brooke. also she thinks she’s a good girl but deep down she’s a bad girl who likes to be called “slut” and “whore” but she is my baby so it’s okay.😍🥰😘 (ps: she begs and calls me mommy when she doesn’t get her way)
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.