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railspike insomnia 

The condition where you can't sleep due to a boner.
Due to Chris's flirting, Elliot had a severe case of railspike insomnia that prevented him from sleeping at all that night.

railspike 

So it starts off as a metal dan.. and it comes up every now and then

The victim (usally a 34 year old woman but can be anyone) is shoved to the ground with their ass cheeks spread wide
The user then opens up the rectum with a razor from a pencil sharpner
They then get a rail spike and proceed to hammer the nail inside the anus to which they pull it out and shove it up their own un widened anus which they then proceed to butt fuck the victim raw. They then cum and have the victim fart the cum back in their mouth
The user will most likely vomit. But aim is key and the vomit will go into the users anus to which the railspike is pulled out from the users anus and put back into the victims anus where the victim shits and the spike is then used as a mixer of sorts. The final step is to pull the spike out and have the user put their fist in and have the victim lick the user's hand clean. To which the rail spike is put back inside the anus.
John: did you hear what susan does with her boyfriend

Vic: oh yeah they do railspikes dont they. No wonder she walks so weird
railspike by MIGHTYANUSRIPPER November 22, 2017
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!
Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014
Word of the Day on August 1, 2026