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railspike 

So it starts off as a metal dan.. and it comes up every now and then

The victim (usally a 34 year old woman but can be anyone) is shoved to the ground with their ass cheeks spread wide
The user then opens up the rectum with a razor from a pencil sharpner
They then get a rail spike and proceed to hammer the nail inside the anus to which they pull it out and shove it up their own un widened anus which they then proceed to butt fuck the victim raw. They then cum and have the victim fart the cum back in their mouth
The user will most likely vomit. But aim is key and the vomit will go into the users anus to which the railspike is pulled out from the users anus and put back into the victims anus where the victim shits and the spike is then used as a mixer of sorts. The final step is to pull the spike out and have the user put their fist in and have the victim lick the user's hand clean. To which the rail spike is put back inside the anus.
John: did you hear what susan does with her boyfriend

Vic: oh yeah they do railspikes dont they. No wonder she walks so weird
railspike by MIGHTYANUSRIPPER November 22, 2017

railspike insomnia 

The condition where you can't sleep due to a boner.
Due to Chris's flirting, Elliot had a severe case of railspike insomnia that prevented him from sleeping at all that night.

chocolate railslide 

After taking a #2 (without wiping), it is the act of riding down someones arm with your bare ass, ie a railslide.
Frank wasn't paying attention and his arm was exposed, so I took advantage of the opportunity and completed the chocolate railslide, effectively wiping my ass with Frank's arm.

railbike 

A bicycle, or at least most of the configuration of a standard bicycle, outfitted with additional parts that make it possible to ride the bicycle on a railroad track.
I ride my railbike on the abandoned railroad track that passes by my house.

Railbikers who ride their railbikes on a railroad without permission from the railroad owner are referred to as 'bootleggers'.
railbike by Dick Bentley February 18, 2009
A total shit hole of a skatepark with little kids that think there so cool but everyone wished they would just fuck off. The ground is covered with leaves and dirt 80% of the year and the rails grind as good as a piece of wood with no wax.
''Hey want to go to Railside''

No fuck that i don't want to watch 12 year olds play with lighters and spill pop all over the park
Railside by DC No Manager December 6, 2011

railsiness 

An individual's tendency to be railsy, to be uncontrollable of their actions which are completely reckless or quite simply being "off the rails". Being "off the rails" or loose, can mean wearing sunscreen when the sun isn't out or skipping class on a public holiday.
"Mate, I just went to school on a public holiday, rate my railsiness," said Steve."10/10 mate, you are off the rails," replied Dave.
railsiness by The Big Twig February 26, 2014

Warm Railside 

When you pass out by a railroad track and wake up to a hobo spooning you while he is peeing.
"Had a crazy night last night after the bar. Woke up to a Warm Railside"
Warm Railside by GustoGhost May 11, 2018
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