Raccon

When you are extremely tired and manage to spell raccoon wrong on urban dictionary, What were you doing looking up raccoon on urban dictionary? Exactly.

I saw a raccon on the road yesterday.

by Hammy Slice February 21, 2017

The Raccon

Must be at the girls house. Baning her doggystlye then bust hot mayo all over her back run out of the house and kick over all her trach can's and scream Raccon!!!

I pulled the raccon on one eyed mary last night

by J Pizzel November 9, 2007

thomas the raccon

A little bitch

i fucking hate thomas the raccon

by thomastheraccon February 20, 2019

Racoons rib rugs

Tits the same shape and length of a racoons tail that cling to the ribs like a thin rug

How was she? Great arse but she had racoons rib rugs and her box was like the mahove

by Working Class Hero November 25, 2020

Karate Raccoon

That one raccoon that lives in your yard that you can't get rid of because it knows karate. The only way to defeat it is by hiring Jack-Jack from The Incredibles or Kung fu panda to fight it.

I don't go into my yard anymore because a karate raccoon lives there.

by Tater_Taco July 13, 2020

raccoon mouth licker

An individual who is so crazy that they would lick a raccoon's mouth. Popular term used amongst individuals whom reside in bumblefuck.

Christyn: Hey, did you hear that Chris slept with my ex-boss?

Ellie: Boy howdy, that cougar slayer sure is a raccoon mouth licker!!

by Non-raccoon mouth licker March 25, 2008

Raccoon head

When a woman performs fellatio and doesn’t use enough saliva.

Damn homie my dick raw, she gave me that raccoon head!

by Donut Operator June 24, 2021