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qwpoaslkzxmn 

congratulations !!

here's a discount at a life

I figured you really needed one

you just entered the first two letters at the left then at the right going from high to low on the qwerty keyboard

you're probably doing this because you got bored and entered qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

you then found out it had a definition on urban dictionary

then you proceeded to enter weirder and weirder combinations to check if there was some other life-less loser that even took the time to write a definition for it

and yes up until this point there is
"qwpoaslkzxmn"

i don't lack enough life to write this as well
but it has to be included

so....
qwpoaslkzxmn by Pizzahunter7 September 9, 2017
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qwpoaslkzxmneriudfkjcvbtygh 

When you're so bored, you've typed in millions of other QWERTY combos, when you think,"Hey! I bet no one's thought of qwpoaslkzxmneriudfjhcvbtygh yet!" Welp, no. Put in letters 2 by 2 switching to the other side of the keyboard, then down a level, repeat till end of keyboard, go to top, repeat.
Oh, I thought of qwpoaslkzxmneriudfkjcvbtygh. I'm so smart.

qwpoaslkzxmneriudfjhcvbtyg

When you are so bored, you spam on the keyboard. Instead of typing qpalzmwoskxneidjcbrufhvtyg, you type qwpoaslkzxmneriudfjhcvbtyg. It means being board.
I'm bored. qwpoaslkzxmneriudfjhcvbtyg

qwpoaslkzxmneriudfjhcvnbtyghb 

how did you find this? you must be bored af
"iv tried every qwertyuiopsdfghjklzxcvbnm trick! I must try qwpoaslkzxmneriudfjhcvnbtyghb"

qwpoaslkzxmneriudfjhcvbtyg

Ultimate sign of boredom, you've tried everything in the hope of finding something original. Sorry, but you won't, so go and finish your homework.
qwpoaslkzxmneriudfjhcvbtyg

qwpoaslkzxmnceriujhdfbvtyg 

the true final fronteir of boredom,

starting from the first to letters of the top row, to the last 2 letters from last to second last, repeating on the second row and then making your way inward only using each letter once.
brain: type qwpoaslkzxmnceriujhdfbvtyg into google
me: ok

qwpoaslkzxmneirutydjfhgcbv

good job. VERY VERY bored to death
When so bored you searched this up but then realized someone has done it before. You are very qwpoaslkzxmneirutydjfhgcbv.
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