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An acronym seen on metaquoting sites. Means Quoted With Permission.
On LJ, I found a post that said, "That Terry Pratchett guy wrote about an evil chicken, it was awesome!" QWP. The dude was thrilled to be quoted on Metaquotewhore.com
QWP by CJ Jones November 5, 2008

qwpoeriutyaslkdfjhgzxmncvb 

the super duper extreme and ultimate sign of boredom. you've tried very much patterns of the computer keyboard. you type it by typing 2 words on the left than 2 words on the right repeating.
Me: ugh..... why they make definitions about these keyboard patterns? its useless.... and look at them.. they are all the same...
Every keyboard pattern definition reads: the extreme sign of boredom.
Me: oh i know! maybe this word doesn't exist on Google... (types qwpoeriutyaslkdfjhgzxmncvb)
Sister: what are you doing?

qwpoaslkzxmneriudfkjcvbtygh 

When you're so bored, you've typed in millions of other QWERTY combos, when you think,"Hey! I bet no one's thought of qwpoaslkzxmneriudfjhcvbtygh yet!" Welp, no. Put in letters 2 by 2 switching to the other side of the keyboard, then down a level, repeat till end of keyboard, go to top, repeat.
Oh, I thought of qwpoaslkzxmneriudfkjcvbtygh. I'm so smart.

qwpoaslkzxmn 

congratulations !!

here's a discount at a life

I figured you really needed one

you just entered the first two letters at the left then at the right going from high to low on the qwerty keyboard

you're probably doing this because you got bored and entered qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

you then found out it had a definition on urban dictionary

then you proceeded to enter weirder and weirder combinations to check if there was some other life-less loser that even took the time to write a definition for it

and yes up until this point there is
"qwpoaslkzxmn"

i don't lack enough life to write this as well
but it has to be included

so....
qwpoaslkzxmn by Pizzahunter7 September 9, 2017

qwpoaslkzxmneriudfjhcvbtyg

When you are so bored, you spam on the keyboard. Instead of typing qpalzmwoskxneidjcbrufhvtyg, you type qwpoaslkzxmneriudfjhcvbtyg. It means being board.
I'm bored. qwpoaslkzxmneriudfjhcvbtyg

qwpoaslkzxmneriudfjhcvnbtyghb 

how did you find this? you must be bored af
"iv tried every qwertyuiopsdfghjklzxcvbnm trick! I must try qwpoaslkzxmneriudfjhcvnbtyghb"
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