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A person who tried Twitter, decided it is not worth his or her time, and quit.
"Are you on Twitter?"

"No, I'm a qwitter. Got tired of reading song lyrics and updates on how depressed my friends are."
qwitter by NineLeggedDog July 13, 2009
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qwittered 

forced resignation due to social media fuck up.
- Dude I lost my job !
-- What Happened ?
- I qwittered. I called my boss an asshole on twitter, I forgot he was following.
qwittered by bs-clothing August 11, 2009

Qwitikeyed 

(quit-eekd)The act of utterly dominating someone or something. also: annihilate, destroy, massacre, beat, crush, win in an embarrassing fashion.
Johnny: Dude did you see our game yesterday we completely qwitikeyed the other team.

Frank: Ok we all know that spiderman would qwitike batman in a fight.
Qwitikeyed by RandomBlabberer April 21, 2010

qwitchercryin 

Shut up and quit whining about nothing.
Oh for jeebus' sake, qwitchercryin ya big baby.
OMG, Mike said something today that was so qwitch, i couldnt help but laugh.. lol

or He's so fucking qwitchy, i love it!
qwitch by Berniepodwika August 17, 2007
1. a gay guy who looks like a girl

2. a skateboarding term, the queer way to ride
1. dude look at that fucking qwitch over there

2. he dosent ride regular OR goofy, that fag rides Qwitch
Qwitch by DKNovak June 20, 2008
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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