qwittered

forced resignation due to social media fuck up.

- Dude I lost my job !
-- What Happened ?
- I qwittered. I called my boss an asshole on twitter, I forgot he was following.

by bs-clothing August 11, 2009

qwitter

A person who tried Twitter, decided it is not worth his or her time, and quit.

"Are you on Twitter?"

"No, I'm a qwitter. Got tired of reading song lyrics and updates on how depressed my friends are."

by NineLeggedDog July 13, 2009

Twittered

A buzzing excitement that rises around anyone going viral, self-perpetuating itself until overexposure.
Getting a little too hyped up about something.

I graduated from college. I'm so twittered right now.

The Cash Me Outside girl is getting twittered about too much. She'll be an unknown again by next month.

by Noir March 15, 2017

Glittered and Twittered

If Alan Funt is Gay or coherent enough to know what Gay means, he would probably produce a "You're on Candid Camera" version of "Glittered and Twittered!"

This is a non-physical form of Straight Bashing.

Twittered is to have your name put on Twitter.com without your permission and in not very good light. Examples: An embarrassing situation, or caught with the proverbial "Hands in the Cookie Jar" while maybe..., eating them in the closet?

For the 'Glittered' aspect of this phrase, you must revert to this website's definition of "Glitter."

Alan Funt would say, "Smile, you've just been Glittered and Twittered!"

by gravy111 November 21, 2010

get twittered

A demand that something silly go viral. To do something so nonsensical that it sets the twitterverse abuzz.

To get overexcited about something. To geek out over something of little consequence.

"We just rolled up in the club to get twittered, quick, take a pic."

"I have pics of him without his shirt!"
"Get twittered! He doesn't even have a Dad bod."

by Noir February 9, 2018

Twitteredian

A person who uses the Twitter service to dispatch jokes, who also believes themselves to be funny, but in reality are not.

"Did you read Joe's last twitter?"
"Yea, he's a regular Twitteredian *Rolls eyes*"

by Dr. Albert Grizzly March 18, 2010

de-twittered

de-twittered means to have your twitter account suspended.

tRumpty is furious - he got de-twittered!

by USAF Cadet September 14, 2021