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To register for Twitter, post (tweet) once or twice, and then forget about it the next day.
Person #1: "I signed up for that status-website-thing a few months back but haven't touched it since."
Person #2: "You're such a Qweeter!"
Qweeter by timish412 July 3, 2009
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when someone nonchalantly spills liquids/foods or any object all over them without noticing one single bit
Guys, I qweetered all over my brand new Diane von Furstenburg dress
Qweeter by qweetqueen August 4, 2010
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one who has anal sex

can also be used as a verb, to qweet someone, and an adjective, fucking qweeting asshole
Did you hear he is a qweeter?
Yeahh he had anal sex with herr last weekend
qweeter by Kyee November 6, 2007
Those little chunks in a piece of poop that look like corn.
Man my shit last night wsa so full of queeter!
Queeter by Joecrazy January 6, 2008

qweeberr 

A version of Big Bird from Sesame Street, but from the skreets.
Ayo, thats my guy qweeberr pulling up, get out the way!
qweeberr by invi_ November 11, 2020
I ate queeter for dinner last night.
Queeter by Joecrazy January 16, 2008

qwesterfucked 

When you are up against the wall with the telephone company (or any other entity you are powerless to negotiate with. (like the Taliban )
I was on the phone trying to sort out the dsl problem i found out they were un willing to help, I was totally qwesterfucked!
qwesterfucked by killbox2 July 15, 2010
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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