Qweeter

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To register for Twitter, post (tweet) once or twice, and then forget about it the next day.

Person #1: "I signed up for that status-website-thing a few months back but haven't touched it since."
Person #2: "You're such a Qweeter!"

Qweeter by timish412 July 3, 2009

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Qweeter

when someone nonchalantly spills liquids/foods or any object all over them without noticing one single bit

Guys, I qweetered all over my brand new Diane von Furstenburg dress

Qweeter by qweetqueen August 4, 2010

Related Words

qweeter • Queeter • Qwetter • Queeterbug • Queeter Whittle • qweeberr • Qweefer • qweeferson • Qweezer • Qwerter

qweeter

one who has anal sex

can also be used as a verb, to qweet someone, and an adjective, fucking qweeting asshole

Did you hear he is a qweeter?
Yeahh he had anal sex with herr last weekend

qweeter by Kyee November 6, 2007

Queeter

Those little chunks in a piece of poop that look like corn.

Man my shit last night wsa so full of queeter!

Queeter by Joecrazy January 6, 2008

qweeberr

A version of Big Bird from Sesame Street, but from the skreets.

Ayo, thats my guy qweeberr pulling up, get out the way!

qweeberr by invi_ November 11, 2020

Queeter

Another way to say corn.

I ate queeter for dinner last night.

Queeter by Joecrazy January 16, 2008

qwesterfucked

When you are up against the wall with the telephone company (or any other entity you are powerless to negotiate with. (like the Taliban )

I was on the phone trying to sort out the dsl problem i found out they were un willing to help, I was totally qwesterfucked!

qwesterfucked by killbox2 July 15, 2010

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026