Qwerter 

Someone who gets out of the shower to take a shit.

Uh, babe? Why does the shower smell like shit??

Because I ain’t no Qwerter

Qwerter by Ginger Snappah Head November 3, 2021

Qwertea 

An absolute lad who is the funniest person you could meet. Just don’t state your opinion he can be a very judgy person, beware his sliver tongue when he starts an argument he shall not give up until he wins. Kind of a grammar Nazi, will call you a dipstick if you spell something wrong. He is a smart person, but sometimes unintentionally hurts others with his words. Rages when someone does something idiotic. Qwertea loves making and posting memes. An honest guy, who is a bit self-conscious but overall, he is an amazing human. You’d be lucky to have him in your life.

Person: im sorry youre mum died
qwertea: its your not youre

Qwertea by define_my_username May 21, 2020

Qweeter 

To register for Twitter, post (tweet) once or twice, and then forget about it the next day.

Person #1: "I signed up for that status-website-thing a few months back but haven't touched it since."
Person #2: "You're such a Qweeter!"

Qweeter by timish412 July 3, 2009

qwertarded 

The act of being keyboard-retarded

LuMpKiN: god i cant type
Nero: you're qwertarded
LuMpKiN: im just stating the truth
Nero: so am i

qwertarded by phatalic July 22, 2009

qwertwertyertyurtyuityuioyuiopasdfgsdfghdfghjfghjkghjklzxcvbxcvbncvbnm 

A highly advanced version of qwewerertrtytyuyuiuioiopasdsdfdfgfghghjhjkjklzxcxcvcvbvbnbnm and qwerwertertyrtyutyuiyuiouiopasdfsdfgdfghfghjghjkhjklzxcvxcvbcvbnvbnm.

Person 1: I have mastered the art of qwerty boredom. Just look: qwertwertyertyurtyuityuioyuiopasdfgsdfghdfghjfghjkghjklzxcvbxcvbncvbnm.
Person 2: *there's no one there*

qwertwertyertyurtyuityuioyuiopasdfgsdfghdfghjfghjkghjklzxcvbxcvbncvbnm by unecadavre June 7, 2023

qwesterfucked 

When you are up against the wall with the telephone company (or any other entity you are powerless to negotiate with. (like the Taliban )

I was on the phone trying to sort out the dsl problem i found out they were un willing to help, I was totally qwesterfucked!

qwesterfucked by killbox2 July 15, 2010

Qweeter 

when someone nonchalantly spills liquids/foods or any object all over them without noticing one single bit

Guys, I qweetered all over my brand new Diane von Furstenburg dress

Qweeter by qweetqueen August 4, 2010