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Old stale sperm that unexpectedly drips back out of a woman's vagina. Derived from a combination of the words "QUIM" and "JISM"
I was eating some old slut's gash out the other day, and I got a mouth full of quism.
quism by caniswalensis June 15, 2006
Words you can keep
A salutation, codeword or phrase that is exclusively used by The Valleyfolk.
Rick: How was your day?
Jim: My day was fine.
Rick: Quasm
quasm by AdventureAnalisa August 1, 2018
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Sweet Qismina 

Like her name, she's so sweet. She's also pretty.
Aww, Sweet Qismina is so sweet. xD
Sweet Qismina by Ms FluffyCat February 9, 2023
* Spelling represents a combination of Quick and Skimmer

Part of speech:

1) Verb:

- Definition: To flip through pages in a book or scroll down a list.

- Frequency of use: High

2) Adjective:

- Definition: Quick or Summary.

- Frequency of use: Medium

3) Noun:

- Definition: The quick or summary version, usually of a story.

- Frequency of use: Low
Ex 1 -

Most commonly used as a verb:

"Jackson missed a few classes last week, so he was anxious to quimmer someone's notes before the exam."

Ex 2 -

As a continuous form of the verb phrase:

"Jackson was quimmering through his classmate's notes before the exam so he could could get one more good look at the study material."

Ex 3 -

Being used as a command:

"Quimmer it." (...said Jackson's classmate as she handed him her notes before the exam.)

Ex 4 -

As an adjective:

Jackson had just enough time to read through the quimmer version of the notes before the exam.

Ex 5 -

As a noun:

Jackson should have read the quimmer his classmates put together after school last week. (Background story: he was at the parking lot across the street doing donuts.)
Quimmer by AmWordly September 18, 2012
QUASM QUASM QUASM QUASM QUASM QUASM QUASM QUASM QUASM QUASM QUASM QUASM
Joe: Quasm Quasm?
Lee: QUASM!
Quasm by Theofficialvalleyfolk August 1, 2018
Quimer

1. (n) A vaginal sexual Shiver, Tremor, Flutter, Quiver or Shake during sex.

2. (v) In the sexual act of coitus; a tremble or an intense sexual shake induced by sexual pleasure.
"Last night during wild intense sex, my girlfriend quimmered and screamed in ecstasy!

"Man I go wild when chics quimer in bed during hard sex"!

By fivepak, April 18, 2022
Quimer by fivepak April 17, 2022
someone or something that is odd, strange, or wierd
When the boy died his hair maroon everyone called him quimbly
quimbly by Annaarihtieh September 27, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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