quiki

n:
A quick search of wikipedia to learn a fact or figure.

v:
To quickly search wikipedia to learn a fact or figure.

Can be used to check a fact with people, or to hide or your ignorance clandestinely.

Example 1:
"I was talking to Mike last night and I totally caught him doing a quiki on mallard duck migration patterns."

Example 2:
"Does Madagascar even have people on it?"
"I dunno I'll quiki it..."

by Matt D C November 11, 2007

Quaking

Used as an alternative to "shook". Usually used for more emphasis. Popularize by Shane Dawson, who probably learned it from Ru Paul's Drag Race.

"And then she SNATCHED that lady's weave! Bitch didn't have me shook, she had me QUAKING!"

by nottodaythanks May 26, 2017

Midnight Quickie

The act of waking up in the middle of the night with the urge to have a quick wank.

Most of the time when I have a Midnight Quickie , I always forget to clean up, resulting in waking up with a crusty hand.

by Freeride Cazza September 10, 2016

Quickie Monster

A person, usually in a relationship, who really gets off on having lots and lots of quickie sex.

Etym.: Cookie Monster + quickie

"Dave insisted on squeezing in sexy time every morning this week just before the bus came! He just can't control himself, he's like the Quickie Monster!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 September 4, 2015

Ali Quicking

This is when one homosexual male performs oral sexupon another male and deepthroats him so agressively that he throws up on his penis. This vomit is then used as an anal lubricant so they can engage is some ferocious bum sex.

"Oh my god, that Ali Quicking we got up to last night was so intense, I chundered everywhere and there was so much of it we could ferociously bum for hours"

by Zenarocks September 19, 2012

Quickie

When two people have sexual intercourse in a short amount of time

Chad : Hey babe my wife's out of town tonight and the kids are at grandmas guess we can fuck all night!
Kiersten : Sorry It will have to be a Quickie Jake is coming over at 6!
Chad : JAKE! who the hell is Jake?
Kiersten : My new boyfriend and he is so amazing in bed did you know he has a 16 inch cock!
Chad : I can't believe your are cheating on me!
Kiersten : CHEATING! Really your the one who's married!
Chad : Suddenly I just feel like a piece of meat to you!
Kiertsten : OH SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

by SlopNChop May 18, 2017

Quickie

A term used to describe sexual intercourse that has either lasted a short amount out time, involved absolutely no foreplay, or only one of the participants actually got off.

A husband might say, "Hey babe, wanna have a Quickie?!" And the wife might respond, "Not if you're going to leave me hanging again."

by Sustaining6 June 12, 2020