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Quiff quaff hillabahoo, who did a cunt fart in my shoe?
by Sidenote October 9, 2006
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penis quiff

After male ejaculation that gets into the pubic hair region which makes it sluggy and starts shaping the pubes
Lol look at the penis quiff on that , ur such a loser
by mitch00uk April 1, 2015
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quiff stain

Quiff stain is when a female vagina fills up with air from propetual thrusting and one good pump and the air escapes around the shaft of the penile instrument and if you extract the penile instrument and the air does not escape it will later on and as the air escape the vaginal crevase the excess semenal liquid escape like diareah into the undergarments there for leaving a "quiff stain"
It is used to deter predators when they peel the panties off and it looks like your spreading a grill cheese sandwhich "quiff stain" s are just wrong
by Longdongvagidist May 22, 2016
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Quiff Rat

Someone who tries to embarrass another by telling on them when they quiff in public.
Hey did you hear that? I heard a little quiff! as Rob pointed to the woman behind the counter. She quiffed! Come on Rob stop being such a quiff rat!
by MattyG82 March 18, 2009
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Dehydration Quaff

(1.) When a very elderly man ejaculates and only a cloud of sperm comes out.

(2.) Same scenario as #1 but only occurs when a younger male whacks-off while dehydrated causing a sperm misting effect.
I was whacking-off while hiking in the desert and had a dehydration quaff because I hadn't been drinking my urine like Bear Grylls does.
by niggasteve11 March 12, 2010
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Quiff

badass haircut from the 50's, worn by guys that would kick your ass anyday. The haircut is pronounced: kwi-ff. A kwee-Fffff is just a pussy fart
Man look at that guy with the quiff. I bet he could kick my ass.
by Teddy Boy March 19, 2003
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by Nikki October 6, 2003
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