badass haircut from the 50's, worn by guys that would kick your ass anyday. The haircut is pronounced: kwi-ff. A kwee-Fffff is just a pussy fart
Man look at that guy with the quiff. I bet he could kick my ass.
by Teddy Boy March 19, 2003
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A scottish term for the celebrity Mark McKenzies lack of hair on the frontal side of his head
"Hul Mark man a hink you drapped sumhing"
"Wit"
"Yer quiff is on the floor ya mad hypebeast man"
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Popularized mostly by 50s Rockabillys, a quiff is basically a forelock that is longer than the rest of one's hair on top, and is usually combed upwards (and back), or to the side, or made to hang over the forehead.
Depending on the wearers hair type a spot of gel or grease may be in order. Very stylish & manly. If done properly.

The quiff is often worn as a variation or 'evolution' on the very simple (and very manly) crew cut, or with the (longer & back-combed) 'duck's arse' or DA hairstyle.

Called a 'banane' in French, for obvious reasons.
A few Famous Quiffs:

Elvis Presley

Travolta in 'Grease'

Morrissey

Chris Isaak

There's lots more, but has anyone seen the massive quiffs on those Japanese high-school rebel kids (often the heroes of 'shonen manga' (Japanese comics for boys))?? They kick ass!
by Smith January 24, 2005
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A slang term originating in the 1920's, a quiff is a slut or cheap prostitute.
Mrs. Stengel was a total quiff today.
by Mark Twain, Jr. November 23, 2010
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A Quiff is a queef by quoaf. A Quiff is the rarest form of flatulence. A quiff occurs when a penis is inserted into a vagina and the penis emits a quoaf (air or gas escaping from the penis through the urethra) thus causing the vagina to fill up with air and causing it to queef (an expulsion of wind from the vulva during coitus; a vaginal fart). Very few people have experienced this rare phenomenon.
Winning the lottery is like making a Quiff, its next to impossible to do!
by chris leisure December 9, 2010
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The ship name for Quinn and Jeff from the TV show Glee
Hey do you ship Quiff?
by emma starshine February 21, 2011
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The male version on a "queef" (farting out of your penis)
Jua: Aww nic

it stinks did you just quiff
Nic: Yeaaaaa man it felt good
by nickdckgibson September 30, 2014
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