quickum

When you see somebody so incredibly hot, you can cum just by looking at them.

Dude, whats that on your shorts?

OH. THAT. yeah, um, I just saw a quickum.

by poqwer October 1, 2007

quickmac

Having a quickie with a female employee of a well known fast food company.

Yesterday I ordered a quickmac from Nicole, she's the new one at the Drive In.

by eraser January 13, 2008

quickmud

Quickmud is like quicksand, but has a noticeably darker, wetter surface - resembling a pool of mud. If one happens to fall into quickmud, they will quickly sink down! One can also sink to various depths in quickmud - and on rare occasions - people can get completely sucked under!

Boy 1: *falls into quickmud, up to his waist* Ah crap! I'm sinking in quickmud!
Boy 2: So what? Everyone knows you can't drown in quicksand.
Boy 1: But this isn't quicksand, it's quickmud!!
*Boy 1 continues to sink, now up to his neck*
Boy 1: No! Help me, please! I'm sinki--!

*Blub blub blub blblbblb...pff pff splat!*

by Quicksand Boy October 15, 2019

quickman

1) From the video game Mega Man 2, a mini-boss in the game.

2) Also means that no one is better than a "quickman" and if they try to do something to outdo a quickman, the quickman beats them to it.

1) I beat quickman, now I must beat woodman to get to Dr. Wily.

2) The guy tried to build car to outdo the quickman, but instead the quickman built a car that transformed into a plane.

by Lester Von Howardson July 31, 2003

quickmath

Mathematics done with a focus on speed of calculation rather than accuracy. This change in priority often results in wild approximations and unvalidated assumptions, leading to low quality answers. Often used in rough-work to check previously calculated answers, or in physics-related pub arguments.

See also, napkinmath.

Red: Quick! How much worse would it be for Venus to crash into the Earth than Mars?

*pause for quickmath*

Blue: Well, Venus has twice the radius, and it's a volume, so... 8. It would be 8 times as bad.
Red: Wow. Science is awesome.

by Snorfalorpagus May 27, 2009

quicksmart

Cory Oates is the very definition of a quick smart. His head is so thicc that not even a steel sledgehammer couldn't break his skull.

I saw cory the other day and ran away when I found out he is a quicksmart

by GayCunt420 May 9, 2018

quackumentary

Wack conspiracy video dressed up as expert testimony and flogging dangerous nonsense about health care or disease.

Have you seen"Plandemic"? YouTube needs to pull that bogus ass quackumentary before people buy its bullshit and catch the 'rona!

by Psycho Word May 7, 2020