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Quickbeat 

To wonder off quickly when around a group of people due to an instant urge to get a nut, and hide while rapidly beating your talllywacker (cock) until you blow your load.
Dude where the hell is nick I just saw him? What a faggot hes probably getting a quickbeat in the closet again, lets go throw shit at him.
Quickbeat by Balls Deep369 March 30, 2009
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quickmath 

Mathematics done with a focus on speed of calculation rather than accuracy. This change in priority often results in wild approximations and unvalidated assumptions, leading to low quality answers. Often used in rough-work to check previously calculated answers, or in physics-related pub arguments.

See also, napkinmath.
Red: Quick! How much worse would it be for Venus to crash into the Earth than Mars?

*pause for quickmath*

Blue: Well, Venus has twice the radius, and it's a volume, so... 8. It would be 8 times as bad.
Red: Wow. Science is awesome.
quickmath by Snorfalorpagus May 27, 2009

quick death 

Guy 1: Yoo, you heard that new quick death song?
Guy 2: Yeah bro, that shit's hot as fuck.
quick death by gunnarxg February 1, 2019