Flushing the toilet as soon as the bowel movement breaks free from the anus. This is done as a preventive measure in combating the odor produced during a bowel movement. When the producer of said feces is reasonably certain that particularly toxic fumes will be emitted, he or she, may choose to flush the toilet as the poo-poo is hitting the water.
Brian was in a small bathroom at a girl's house and as he took a crap decided to quickflush that mo-fo so as to not poison the air supply in the small apartment.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.