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queuetard 

Someone that can't queue correctly.
Jim: Did you see that guy push in?

Me: He can't help it, he's a queuetard
queuetard by Bevmeister November 11, 2014
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Queetard is the merging of two words: queen and retard. It means queen of the retards.
Lauren Gettier is THE Queetard.
queetard by Fibby June 9, 2004
(pronounced kwuh-tard)

1. Someone, usually male, who is too stupid to realize he is gay.

2. A homosexual who does not have the balls to admit that he is a homosexual. Sometimes caused by fear to take it in the ass or be labeled a queer.

3. Someone who is both queer and retarded.

quasi-gay Quatard
Dude, Chris is always checking out guys from the corner of his eye- but his myspace profile says he's straight!

yeah, he's a total quetard.


gay boi 1: There goes Dale with another new girlfriend, wonder how long she'll last? Do you think he'll ever finally admit to himself that he's gay?

gay boi 2: I know! Everyone knows he's homo except himself. He's just completely quetarded.
Quetard by Quatchi-homo September 29, 2008
Someone who is both queer and retarded
Andrew: "Yo, have you seen Isaac lately?"
Justin: "Oh, you mean that quertard from English class?"
Andrew: "Yeah, him."
Quertard by CuntFaggot82 October 30, 2017

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026