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A messege often found when downloading music in a program called KaZaA
man 1:man, this song had been queued for such a long time!
man 2: stop using kazaa and use Ares
queued by max April 20, 2005
Related Words

Queued in 

To be in the know about something, to know more about a subject than most.
He’s not queued in about ———.
Queued in by Lollollol12345123 July 10, 2021

faux queued 

faux queued adj. phrase; state or condition of being trapped in a
stalled checkout line, esp. one that was initially the shortest and
therefore ostensibly the fastest, but which was plagued thereafter by
unforeseen price checks, old ladies rummaging through purses for exact
change, people redeeming coupons, etc. Makes you want to shout "Faux queue!"
I was faux queued up the ass by a little old lady who had politely asked "Would you mind if I went ahead of you young man? I've only got a couple of items?"; neither of them had price tags, so we had to wait for a price check. Then she tried to use expired coupons, and wouldn't take "no" for an answer, so we had to wait for a store manager to make an exception for her. That settled, she proceeded to rummage in her purse and count out out nickels, dimes, and pennies....
faux queued by Karl Pfeifer December 9, 2005

faux queued 

What happens when you get in what you think is the shortest line at the grocery store, but it turns out to take the longest, usually because the person ahead of you needs a price check, or wants to chat to the cashier.
You: "I think this line is going to take the least time"

Your shopping buddy: "No, man, this one is shorter"

ten minutes later:

You: "Dude, we have been faux queued."
faux queued by gingersmom July 4, 2009

Majority queued 

A phrase to describe what happens when you are standing and waiting for something, and then a bunch of people come and form a line next to you. Hence causing you to have to go to the back of it.
Dude, i got to the stand first, then everyone else got there and majority queued me to the back
Majority queued by Wr. Wan October 9, 2010

rage queue 

Normally a League of Legends term. It is for the common situation where a player mindlessly queues for and loses match after match, furiously, often undoing days of progress in a few hours of bad matches.
"Tyler1 went 8-3 one day then the next day lost it all on rage queue"
rage queue by Flamesii April 2, 2021