(pronounced kwuh-tard)
1. Someone, usually male, who is too stupid to realize he is gay.
2. A homosexual who does not have the balls to admit that he is a homosexual. Sometimes caused by fear to take it in the ass or be labeled a queer.
3. Someone who is both queer and retarded.
quasi-gay Quatard
1. Someone, usually male, who is too stupid to realize he is gay.
2. A homosexual who does not have the balls to admit that he is a homosexual. Sometimes caused by fear to take it in the ass or be labeled a queer.
3. Someone who is both queer and retarded.
quasi-gay Quatard
Dude, Chris is always checking out guys from the corner of his eye- but his myspace profile says he's straight!
yeah, he's a total quetard.
gay boi 1: There goes Dale with another new girlfriend, wonder how long she'll last? Do you think he'll ever finally admit to himself that he's gay?
gay boi 2: I know! Everyone knows he's homo except himself. He's just completely quetarded.
yeah, he's a total quetard.
gay boi 1: There goes Dale with another new girlfriend, wonder how long she'll last? Do you think he'll ever finally admit to himself that he's gay?
gay boi 2: I know! Everyone knows he's homo except himself. He's just completely quetarded.
by Quatchi-homo September 29, 2008
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1.One who is so stupid he is dumber than a retard.
2.A word stonger than retard.
3.-ed, When a situation or something is so stupid or annoying.
1.One who is so stupid he is dumber than a retard.
2.A word stonger than retard.
3.-ed, When a situation or something is so stupid or annoying.
1.Man that guy is a total quatard, he has hook-on phonics and connect math.
2.James isn't retarded he a fucking quatard!
3. Our football team lost 41-0 agian that's fucking quatarded.
2.James isn't retarded he a fucking quatard!
3. Our football team lost 41-0 agian that's fucking quatarded.
by king of rock November 3, 2006
Get the quatard mug.A beard that a man wears that causes his appearance to change in a way in which onlookers will assume he is or is most likely a homosexual. Basically a queer beard.
Person 1: "Is Brad Pitt gay?"
Person 2: "No he's married!"
Person 1: "His beard makes him look gay."
Person 2: "That's impossible beards are badass!"
Person 1: "Look see!"
Person 2: "That's not a beard stupid, that's a queard!"
Person 2: "No he's married!"
Person 1: "His beard makes him look gay."
Person 2: "That's impossible beards are badass!"
Person 1: "Look see!"
Person 2: "That's not a beard stupid, that's a queard!"
by MC5 Buttonwillow September 16, 2013
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Hey you see Francis with those wife and kids of his? that is one pricey queard.
So I see you traded in the Miata and invested in a queard... I mean, uh, Ford Bronco.
C'mon a Lucy Lawless poster in full Xena gear? Pretty thin queard there pal, tits or not we all now what you are imagining is under that lower leather cloth when you sleep at night.
Guy 1 one looking at employee from across country: "Whoa he is married?"
Guy 2 looks over "What?" (turns) "oh shit him?... Queard"
Guy 1 "obviously"
So I see you traded in the Miata and invested in a queard... I mean, uh, Ford Bronco.
C'mon a Lucy Lawless poster in full Xena gear? Pretty thin queard there pal, tits or not we all now what you are imagining is under that lower leather cloth when you sleep at night.
Guy 1 one looking at employee from across country: "Whoa he is married?"
Guy 2 looks over "What?" (turns) "oh shit him?... Queard"
Guy 1 "obviously"
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by OlFriar December 31, 2016
Get the Queard mug.Yo bro! That queard really compliments your ascot and Warby Parkers. Too bad it’s soaked in craft beer
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