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queef sandwich 

When two women straddle a mans erect penis and proceed to queef simultaniously. Sucks for him.

Dude my girlfriend and her mom gave me the raunchiest queef sandwich last night, all day people have been asking me if I went fishing.

Roast Queef Sandwich

When two girls are scissoring and they queef onto eachothers vagina's simultaneously.
Bob: Dude, did you hear about Claire and Nikki's Roast Queef Sandwich?

Chris: C'mon man I'm trying to eat over here..

Roast Queef Sandwich

A wet pussy that releases gas
After sex a girl may create a roast queef sandwich
Roast Queef Sandwich by Gob Juicer September 16, 2009

Queef Sandwich 

A sandwich with both quail meet and beef. Best served hot. Often referred to simply as a Queef.
I think Ill have some Limburger Cheese on my sandwich. I know the cheese smells bad, but nothing beats a stinky queef sandwich.

I'm so hungry I could eat my queef, your queef and and even that prostitutes queef.

I thought it would be awful, But now I know its not always bad to have a mouth full of Queef. I cant wait to get my next Queef Sandwich.

Jimmies mad at me. I went to his house for lunch yesterday and I ate his moms queef when nobody was looking.
Queef Sandwich by Jeppeto1 December 26, 2010

Roast Queef Sandwich

An extremely abundant labia of the female pudendum which, when observed, looks almost identical to a well-loaded roast beef sandwich from your local sandwich shop or delicatessen. Some people are fans of the roast queef sandwich, others are of the opinion that less is more and that too much of a good thing can be a bad thing.
Oh man, I went back to her place and when I slipped off her panties, she had a total roast queef sandwich. I didn't mind but I did make me hungry for some Arby's on the way home!

Queef baloney sandwich Muncher

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murderhobo 

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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