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A 50-something year old woman who doesn't know what a queef is.
We found out Aunt Becky is a queetis when we were talking about queefs and she didn't know what we were talking about.
Queetis by DisturbingDictionary June 22, 2022
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Queerisma 

The Charisma of queers and homos
Oh god, that guy is oozing queerisma! (Very gay -or- very Graham Norton)
Queerisma by Oh yeah! November 1, 2007

Queeristic 

Acting in a gay or queer nature
He looks very queeristic today
Queeristic by J3r3mytheredneck September 16, 2018

Queefish 

Adjective

1. A word used to describe an object or individual of vagina-like qualities.

2. Used to detail one that is unassertive and lacks self confidence.

3. The LGBTQ community
My roast beef Arby's sandwich is looking rather queefish.

Jordan is so queefish he wont even talk to girls.

Oh great another protest from the queefish LGBTQ fellows.
Queefish by Emerald_meat_flaps March 18, 2022

Queerism 

A religion who's soul purpose is to piss off other religions.
They worship Debra, the giant lesbian in the sky, and the iron dick (an allusion to the wooden one constructed by Dionysius)

They are required pray once a month and adhere to the rule of tolerating others beliefs as long as they dont invalidate another persons existence.
Surprisingly this religion originated in Texarkana Texas and now has nearly two hundred followers despite the fact they do not have a printed bible (their holy book is called The Saga )

It contains a jesusxhitlerxgod fan fic , safe binding tips, and various tidbits of helpful information .
"hey have you heard of queerism?"
"no"
"Would you care to learn about it ?
Queerism by mellowunknownvoid December 5, 2017

Queemish 

A deep aching sensation where the buttocks and the thigh join. This is caused by feeling uncomfortable seeing any sort of medical condion or procedures.
Looking at that open wound makes me feel queemish.
Queemish by Stormandjules July 3, 2020
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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