RCMP (Royal Canadian Mounted Police)
The National police force of Canada. They originally rode horses back when cars & roads weren't quite up to modern standards. These days they prefer to ride in air-conditioned comfort of Ford Crown Vic Interceptors. The horses are generally only taken out for crowd control, parades, and musical ride.
The Queen's Cowboys pulled me over for speeding and asked for a non-voluntary donation to the National coffers.
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.