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Queeling is the practice of shoving a fruit smoothie up a persons rectum, then letting it sit and rot there for a few days and then orally sucking it out of the rectum
Me and my husband would like to start the Queeling process
Queeling by Queelmaster69 December 10, 2024
An ancient art in which a woman presses and rubs her genitalia and/or anus against the tongue, lips, and nose of her subordinate. She classically positions herself in a sitting on or straddling over another's face facesitting. The first images of this can be seen in ancient Egyptian drawings, but it is known to have been a historic part of ancient Japanese, Chinese, Indian, Medieval European, Victorian and other cultures. Originally a way for upper class women (Queens included) who wished to achieve sexual gratification without becoming pregnant; be they a virgin or a wife with her husband unavailable. It was usually the job of male slaves and servants to submit to their mistresses desires, in Japan there were even brothels where women and girls would pay for male slaves specially trained in the art of queening.
Today queening is enjoyed by people the world over regardless of social status. In this age of balancing the feminine energy it seems to be a particularly useful way for women to feel empowered and can be equally enjoyable for whom they sit/ride upon. Just remember practice and focus will lead to skill for both people involved.
"Sorry I didn't call you back, I was queening my husband until late last night."
"I bought two slave boys today, come to my palace this evening and we can queen them together and have tea."
British Term :-
The act of a woman sitting on her subserviants face for the majority of the day.
Also known as throning
Man shes into kinky shit she likes S&M and queening
queening by Gavin May 22, 2004
Word of the Day on September 8, 2022

Queening Chair 

A chair or throne with an opening or a hole in the seat so that a BDSM slave can perform cunnilingus or analingus on his/her Owner (sitting on the slaves face, or queening). There’s usually a strap or head brace beneath the seat so the slave can spend hours under the chair if needed. And with the slave’s body sticking out, it’s also a great recliner.
“There’s nothing like watching American Idol while my bitch is under my queening chair, eating my ass!”

queefing 

Queefing is something I frequently do
queefing by Hoof Dog April 10, 2017

Queedling 

Leaning on the back two legs of your chair.
If you keep queedling on your chair, one day you'll fall off and break your back!
Queedling by Boondle December 17, 2011
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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