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queef monkey

a person that quiffs alot.
by Hardale December 9, 2008
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queef monkey

A Fat Nasty Stupid Bitch who lives in charlotte north carolina 28205!!
She/He's A Fuckin Queef Monkey WTF!
by qyedhsu March 6, 2008
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tyrannosaurus queef monkey

when you slap a midgets ass and it diarrhea's all over your body.
by gedkghngkjjnhgijh April 29, 2009
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monkey queef

Ayo hoe, stop being a monkey queef
by LeHaegne October 18, 2017
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Queer Monkey

Queer Monkey can be either a black gay guy or a hairy gay guy that is queer or a gay black guy who is lazy
hey last night. I wanted to go to a party and this queer monkey ruined it! he wouldn't move.
by The United States Of America September 20, 2010
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monkey queen

The Monkey Queen is the one and only Lexi Smith, she is the Queen of the Monkeys, her tiktok and instagram are @itslexismith
by officialzex September 24, 2020
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monkey queen

An ancient art in which a woman presses and rubs her genitalia and/or anus against the tongue, lips, and nose of her subordinate. She classically positions herself in a sitting on or straddling over another's face facesitting. The first images of this can be seen in ancient Egyptian drawings, but it is known to have been a historic part of ancient Japanese, Chinese, Indian, Medieval European, Victorian and other cultures. Originally a way for upper class women (Queens included) who wished to achieve sexual gratification without becoming pregnant; be they a virgin or a wife with her husband unavailable. It was usually the job of male slaves and servants to submit to their mistresses desires, in Japan there were even brothels where women and girls would pay for male slaves specially trained in the art of queening.
Today queening is enjoyed by people the world over regardless of social status. In this age of balancing the feminine energy it seems to be a particularly useful way for women to feel empowered and can be equally enjoyable for whom they sit/ride upon. Just remember practice and focus will lead to skill for both people involved.
by zex2.0 September 4, 2020
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