queef lord

''Queef lord'' is when one can queef more and louder then the last ''queef lord.''

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Guy: WOW I CAN'T BELIVE IT
Girl: WHAT IS IT?!
Guy: I JUST HAD SEX WITH THE NEW QUEEF LORD! *starts to suck her toes to show respect*

by ONANERING February 6, 2019

Queerlord

An extremely gay male. This person rules over all the queers in the land. He is worshipped by all, gay and straight. The godlike powers of queerlords are worshiped by shrines most typically found inside of gay bars.

"How come all those people are bowing down to Kevin?"

"Didn't you hear? Kevin was just named honorary Queerlord!"

by greentiger00000000 September 5, 2013

Queeflord

Someone who has mastered the removal of his penis during intercourse that he can willfully induce a queef nearly 100% of the time.

Dude, I heard Matt is a queeflord!

by Queeflord March 22, 2009

queefload

persons who continuously try to impress people.

Jeff: Yo mad hat's are swinging.
Simon: Yo. Queefload grab me a beer.

by kammo April 14, 2005

Qweeflord

A term used by the most intellectual of people to describe that you pound the pussy so hard it makes her qweef

Dude #1 - Hey dude, I fucked my girl so hard last night
Dude #2 - Woah dude, you must the be qweeflord!

by D the Qweef April 6, 2017

Qweeflord

Someone that instead of pulling out, he shoves his dick in just as she is about to qweef

Randy is the King of Qweeflord

by QweneT to u bitch March 12, 2023