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queef fest 

When a herd of untamed females who have been untouched by the very hand of Buddha all gather on a cushion or vehicle of some sort and queef up to 20 times in the span of 30 minuets
My mom just got a new car let’s go have a queef fest
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Queefestra

A musical ensemble, most noted for their woodwind section, who preform classical concerts with the wind of their vaginas. They can often be recognized by their costume which consists of crotchless unitards and white rhinestone bowties. They are backed up by their road crew who follows the the motto "You Blow'em we Stow'em".. Coming to city near you...
The Queefestra's performance of the Ovature of 1812 really blew my hair back last night.

Have you ever heard of the Queefestra? NOW THATS TALENT!!!
Queefestra by tmm05 February 11, 2006

Queefest 

The coolest person on the block, who queefs on command!
Jordan- “did you hear about the queefest girl at our school
Michael- “No, what?”
Jordan- “bro she queefs on command!”
Queefest by Flarpmasterflex November 14, 2021

Queeffetta 

Person 1: That girl smells weird.
Person 2: She probably has queeffetta too.
Queeffetta by KhyroBoy November 4, 2019

Queerfest 

Queerest aka beer drinking in a reallly crowded place full of 20-30 year old toronto hipsters
Not queer guy Guys let's go to the beach and have fun . Queen guy . Can't have an even aka queerfest .
Queerfest by Queerfest July 20, 2017
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I hit a real purple patch.

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