que lo que 

Dominican greeting.

1. What's up

Guy 1: Que lo que loco.
Guy 2: Nah, aqui chillin, tu sabe como es.

que lo que by Domexicano March 15, 2005

Dime que lo que tu queries porqye tengo lo que tu quiere y lo que tu quieres no es losl que quieres. 

What I call homonoids who are addicted to axolotls who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to axolotls with perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Dime que lo que tu queries porqye tengo lo que tu quiere y lo que tu quieres no es losl que quieres.

Dime que lo que tu queries porqye tengo lo que tu quiere y lo que tu quieres no es losl que quieres. by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 1, 2025

eso es lo que ella dijo 

Spanish for "that's what she said." You can use it in place of "that's what she said" and not many people will know what you're talking about, so you can chuckle to yourself.

Friend: I was amazed at how she just took it all in. You: Eso es lo que ella dijo. Friend: What? You: Exactly.

eso es lo que ella dijo by Cassie... April 18, 2011

Que Lo Wa 

wassup in dominican slang

que lo wa miggz

Que Lo Wa by J.C.B February 8, 2010

Lo Que Sea

I know how to say it, but I'm not exactly sure how to spell it. I'm pretty sure that's correct. Now to the meaning: Lo que sea means "Whatever." You can use it in a variety of ways.

1. "Boricua,cubano,negro! Lo que sea, ya tu sabes!" Pitbull (rapper) is saying, Puerto Ricans, Cubans, Blacks, whatever, you know! (From the song What You Gon' Do (Latino Remix))

2. Girl: Que quieres hacer? What do you want to do)
Boy: lo que sea...
Because we know guys don't really care.

3. Girl 1: Tu mamas en vida! (You suck at life)
Girl 2: Lo que sea pendeja! pendejo

Lo Que Sea by Reneeeeeeeeeeee August 10, 2006

que lo parió 

It's an expression usually used to damn something specially precise, but it's used too like a way to damn in general.
In some cases it's said to express a big surprise too.
"Que lo parió" literally means "what give birth it"

-¡Que lo parió! Ese hijo de puta se robó mi billetera.
Qué lo parió! That son of a bitch stoled my wallet.

-Perdí mi billetera...¡Qué lo parió!
I've lost my wallet...Qué lo parió!

_¡Qué lo parió! ¡Encontré mi billetera denuevo!
Que lo parió! I've found my wallet again!

que lo parió by Juan Manuel May 17, 2006

que lo pario 

Slang for saying "what the fuck". It literary means "who gave birth to it". Very popular among porteño spanish speaking people. It might express either surprise or anger, it hasn't got a very nice connotation

Eg.(a) A: Te enteraste de Roberto? Se casa...
B: Que lo pario, che! Es un boludo!
(A: Did u hear about Roberto? He's gettin' married...
B:WTF? What an asshole!)

(b) "Que lo pario, me corte el dedo"
(WTF! I cut my finger!)

que lo pario by pEriktia May 21, 2006