quazzal

To masturbate upside down

Person 1- what are you doing?
Person 2- I'm having a mighty quazzal
Person 1- what an earth is that?
Person 2- watch and see
Person 1- hmm interesting, but how do you quazzal without making a mess?
Person 2- using a quazzal tray of course... or a quazzal bib will suffice

by Tsingtao & Warfsteiner June 6, 2017

quazzle

The gunk build-up in the corners of one's mouth or the smeared residue over the lips of one who chews gum or uses snus.

This moist bag has left a ton of quazzle 'round me chops!

by Zebra2374 April 4, 2019

Quazzel

Dried spit that forms on the corner of one's mouth. It is white in colour and can be wiped, rolled and flicked. Normally occurs after not keeping hydrated, speaking for long periods of time, bad breath or an overflow of saliva.

It is known to be in the notorious list of 'conversation killers' - something that stops people talking to you eg. eye boogers or food stuck in one's teeth.

'Damn, Mr Rock. You got bare quazzel. Take a breath mint, blud.'

by CowboyMisterEg March 8, 2021

quazzlepuffed

Quazzlepuffed

The state of being shocked or in disbelief

The lady stood there quazzlepuffed.

by maephie November 13, 2022

quazza

Quality.

Saves you having to pronounce a whole other syllable and rolls off the tongue.

"You seen Avatar yet?"

"Yeah that film was quazza."

by King Marlonicus February 24, 2010

Quazali

Evolved over many lifetimes, All Angels aligned , Chosen by God.

Grand Rising Quazali

by jEtTsOnN November 23, 2021

quazzle

a gullible, annoying person, but who is also infamous enough to be liked by some

Guy 1: "Hey, Quazzle!"
Me: "Do I know you?"

by quazzletheqaz May 30, 2017