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A large unshaven and itchy beaver. You can see the unusually hairy legs that sprout from the bottom but the rest of the body is covered in an unnatural fur. The smell of the Quatchy is immediately recognizable to resemble fish that has been left on a hot sunny beach for a few weeks. This is a shy beast, possibly lending to the fact that being so hairy and pungent, it never gets any kind of social interaction...
Dude check out quatchy... chick needs to wash badly, shaving wouldn't hurt either...
quatchy by Rob Diablo December 27, 2007
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A term used to describe someone who has embarrassed themselves. Either through action or speech. An example would be one someone trips over their own feet or other acts of embarrassment.

One particular person in history who is a quatch is Christopher Columbus. He sailed to South America and thinking he was in India, he called the natives, "Indians"

Can be used as a noun verb or adjective:

quatch
quatching
Dustin: I just dropped my cell phone in the lake!
Kal: What a quatch.

James: I always trip over that one stair in my house.
Emma: You're such a quatch.
quatch by greenshirt July 19, 2012

Quatchesco

When Trees explode.

The king of the foreign Clouds
The forests quatchesco in 1972, cause it to explode.
The Quatchesco demanded order from the kids.
Quatchesco by RedFinger221 February 4, 2022
Quanchy is a Toronto term for a situation being sticky or a person moving slimey
Guy:That guy just walked past us about 4 or 5 times

Friend: errr that’s quanchy let’s breeze
Quanchy by Toronto terms April 22, 2018

Quatchet 

1) she aint a ratchet she a quatchet.
Quatchet by awalkingparadox September 3, 2012

Quatchle 

Penis fart. Also commonly referred to as a man-queef.
"Did you just fart?" "No, actually that was a quatchle."
Quatchle by J-Fizzle 88 April 5, 2007