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When a women farts, usually while sitting, and the fart travels forward and escapes through her vagina like a queef.
I had Mexican food for lunch and now I'm stuck in an office meeting all day, but at least I have quartets to keep me entertained.
quartet by macfar May 7, 2015

Emo Quartet

The phrase "Emo Quartet" originated from the phrase "Emo Trinity" just like Emo trinity, this inside joke associates with the 3 following bands; Panic! At The Disco, My Chemical Romance, and Fall Out Boy. Though in this, it adds 4th member or band to the group the popular punk/alternative duo Twenty One Piløts. And just like in the emo trinity PA!TD represents : electric punk, Mcr: Hardcore metal punk, Fob: rock punk and tøp: Alternative hip hop punkish thing you can't really explain their genre easily.
Ex 1
Girl: "What bands do you listen to?"
Boy: "I really love the Emo Quartet!"

Ex 2

Boy: "What do you hate?"
Girl: "I hate everyone in the Emo Quartet!"

I for one prefer ex 1
Emo Quartet by Joshler Dunseph April 3, 2017

emo quartet

Check this shit out boi because we're about to mix the emo trinity up a wee bit.
Panic! At the disco + Fall out boy + My chemical romance + (get fucking ready for this mate) twenty øne piløts
Pepe: hey meme lord! You like the holy emo trinity????
Meme lord: Mate, haven't you fucking heard? It's the emo quartet now, tøp is as dank as a meme.
emo quartet by JayTheDinosaur October 13, 2016

Vitamin String Quartet 

An alternating group of strings musicians from Los Angeles. VSQ makes tribute albums to all kinds of musicians with strings versions of many songs, such as Coldplay's Clocks and Paramore's Hallelujah. Produced by Vitamin Records.
Have you heard Vitamin String Quartet's version of Clocks by Coldplay? It's really amazing.

rusty brass quartet 

Similar to the rusty trombone and rusty trumpet, this sexual maneuver is a collaborative effort. It requires four people: one man, two skinny women, and one fat one. The fat woman gives the man a rim job while giving him a handjob (the rusty trombone). The man gives one skinny woman a rim job while fingering her clitoris (the rusty trumpet). This woman does the same for the last woman (the second rusty trumpet). This last woman also gives a good rim job and fingering to the fat woman (the rusty tuba).
Man, the rusty brass quartet just seems like it would be awkward to perform. I'm not even sure that's a real thing.
rusty brass quartet by Hygn May 18, 2006

string quartet 

A good violinist, a bad violinist, a failed violinist, and someone who hates violinists, all getting together to complain about composers.

In other words: 2 violins, 1 viola, 1 cello.
Our string quartet met for rehearsal today, but all we did was argue about the tempo.
string quartet by Julia Anne December 1, 2005
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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