White guy: Hey, Alfanso, I got a quarter pounder.
Black guy: Nah, you aint got no quarter pounder.
White guy: Nah, i got a quarter pounder.
Black guy: I got your quarter pounder right here, man *pulls out penis*
White guy: Good lord!

Quarter Pounder by Gerald Armstrong 1 August 19, 2009

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Quarter Pounder

A girl who weighs over 200 lbs.thighs rubbing together, cankles etc. and tries to order food like she is 115lbs.and in shape when standing next to her skinny girlfriends. An extra Heavy female who can consume large portions of food, but will order little when in front of her thin friends or out in public. A large girl who wants everyone to think that she eats small portions.

Art, here comes a quarter pounder! ( 220lb girl walks through door and proceeds to order a small turkey sandwich with only mustard and lettuce, SAYS" No MAYO!" knowing she would really want extra mayo but does not want her skinny friends to see that. "Brittny, do you want to share this chocolate chip cookie with me? I cant eat all of it" ( as she is standing there with her tree trunk thighs rubbing together. Or," I would like to order a quarter pound of chicken, that would be more than enough for me" yea right like that is what she usually eats when she is built like a defensive tackle! But does so because her 110 lb. girlfriend is standing next to her!

Quarter Pounder by Bobwins1 July 12, 2012

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quarter pounder

A penis that is .25 lb in weight.

I stuck mah Quarter Pounder in yo' momma's Fish Filet.

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quarter pounder

A fat and meaty vagina. Large and thick labia minora and majora.

Mary wasn't a typical teenage girl, she had quite the quarter pounder between her legs.

quarter pounder by Fav December 1, 2006

quarter pounder

A reasonable large African-American man's piece of meat. a BBC.

Usually served with dick cheese.

white guy coming from McDonalds:
-I got a quarter pounder
black man (unzipping his pants):
-you ain't got a quarter pounder. I got a quarter pounder.

quarter pounder by dildo777 March 25, 2022

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

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