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The act of filing for divorce during the Covid-19 pandemic quarantine.

Jim said he was quaranfiling on his wife, tired of fighting over who's turn it was to help homeschool little Johnny during the Covid-19 Shelter-in-Place order.

quaranfiling by Dallasjeni May 2, 2020

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Quarenfling

A relationship you are able to pursue because you have a lot more free time because of the quarantine. Someone to help take the stress off

Guy 1: I noticed you and Rachel have been spending a lot more time together

Guy 2: yeah, things are stressful right now and it’s good to be able to have someone to help take the stress off. Nothing serious, just a quarenfling

Quarenfling by Kylo Wren March 18, 2020

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quaranfiling • Quaranfling • Quarantining • Quarenfling

Quaranfling

Quaranfling An online dating encounter that begins during quarantine, used as a means to fill the dating void, and ends before quarantine is over.

Oh I know him, we had a quaranfling.

Quaranfling by daydiver June 16, 2020

Quarantining

Spending some time with someone u love, to prevent having to go out and do shit

“Hey yall. Nah i kant go to the party. Me & Twammy are quarantining”

Quarantining by T Murdaaaaa October 28, 2020

Quaranfling

A short-term relationship established out of boredom during quarantine. This relationship, similar to a summer fling, has no anticipated future.

“Yo I just matched with this chick, she’s coming over and I’m definitely making her my quaranfling”

Quaranfling by Adueu May 23, 2020

Quaranfling

having a fling during quarantine. notably used during the covid-19 pandemic in 2020.

bro: yo bro is that your boo ting?
other bro: nah man that's just my quaranfling
bro: ahh seen

Quaranfling by jazastudio October 25, 2020

Quarantining

The act of being in quarantine during a pandemic.

Ex: Sorry I haven’t been able to see, I’ve been quarantining.

Quarantining by hubbersbubbers January 25, 2021

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026