Used to describe something outstanding, impressive or worthy of the highest praise. Derived from the word 'quality', qualitage is just that little bit more and should be reserved for special situations or occurences.
"Absolute qualitage banterage today boys!"
"That goal was qualitage!"
Nigel: "Bruce...I shagged your mum last night..."
Bruce: "Qualitage!!"
Termination of employment for a minor or invented infraction due to fear from an immediate superior that they will be replaced by the person they are finding an excuse to terminate.
Bob just qualifired Mary for misusing company resources. All she did was use some tape to repair her management training manual. He'll bring the whole company down that way.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.